lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
awwww-cute:

Pizza with extra sausage

awwww-cute:

Pizza with extra sausage

liftedandgiftedd:

every girl deserves orgasms and pizza

ghostfacekissah:

look at nick jonas posing in the background omg

ghostfacekissah:

look at nick jonas posing in the background omg

aesthedick (noun)

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

1. a visually pleasing dick.
Damn… he got that aesthedick!

hyperlink37:

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE