wreckedteens:

wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch

if you don’t think this is the greatest feeling, get outta my face.

you-aremysunshine:

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

guiltyhipster:

The joke’s on both of you

You end up dating each other 

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

rhymez:

#1 rule: never cry over a fuckboy